brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

ruinedchildhood:

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Pooh Bear

theawesomeadventurer:

doctorbeth:

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

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They come for spas:

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New hearts and stuffing:

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And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

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Sometimes they look like this:

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A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

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As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

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His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

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And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

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His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

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As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

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Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

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And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

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He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

hey. i wonder if you still want me the same as you did, and if you’re just doing your best not to.

i want you the same as i did, but it’s getting easier to accept that i shouldn’t

i am glad we are friends tho

coolyo294:

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The next two weeks

ive fallen for someone with such a beautiful presence. whether he is on stage performing his trumpet, rapping away, or dancing around. whether he is around friends, on the phone, or 1x1. he is the kindest, and most giving soul ive experienced. the most intriguing, inspiring, and mending soul ive loved in this way.

as gentle suave eyes stare into mine, i know i am safe, i am loved, and i am wanted. he makes me feel the way i deserve to feel, and treats me the way i deserve to be treated. for that, he will always be better and more to me than anyone in the past. he doesnt compare to those before. as you cant compare his compassion to their harm.

i love someone who makes me happy. genuinely.

artoria-official:

jinxtus:

artoria-official:

Shes probably committing crimes right now

Who is?

What are you, a cop? piss off

(Source: okita-official)

gayghost:

gayghost:

Concept: a character designer who’s horny on main but only horny for his male characters and not his female characters

Female characters: *short fat woman, tall thin lanky woman, average height woman with muscles a lil chub, woman with a pear shaped body, old hunched over woman, non humanoid character*

Male characters: *buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude*